I'm not protective I simply must stop you from winning. half a leg lost to a bear trap, that'd suffice. DADDY WINS AGAIN!Ĭara: Are you a game dad who enjoys games that involve taking care of and rescuing young girls such as Ellie from The Last of Us and Ashley from Resi 4? Are you involved in Dadification? It is the Movement Of Our Times.Īlice: If I could bring Ashley through RE4 with e.g. Sure, you went a lurid shade of green, you hideous little maggot you, but you lived. I'd hidden the bleach so you couldn't finish yourself off. I ate a whole pack of batteries and you didn't even care you NEGLECTFUL AND SICKENING PARENTAL NIGHTMARE.Īlice: You lived, which is good enough for me.
I am good at finding and digesting batteries though. Maybe I am in fact a baby who is just trying to find someone who will love me, and not try to just FUCK WITH ME. I'm not very parental myself, and when it was my turn to play the daddy I wasn't concerned with protecting you as much as DEFEATING YOU, small child.Ĭara: I think as a baby I didn't quite get the point of it originally and started just trying to play with stuff and run out of the front door. And how insemination works.Īlice: This has gone wrong very quickly. Some sort of question about time travel I guess. Daddy Cool.Ĭara: If you are my daddy I have a lot to say to my mum. It's a two-player dad 'em up with a father racing around trying to child-proof a home and a baby trying its damndest to die.Īlice: Cara, who's your daddy? It's me. Christmas is a time for family, so Alice and Cara have ventured together into the public prototype of Who's Your Daddy.
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